15 March 09

"Something wasn't natural about them, in addition to the fact that they weren't natural." -Col. David LeCours, Vermont Department of Fish and Wildlife chief warden.  He was talking about the antlers bolted onto the skull of a deer by Vermont dumbass Marcel Fournier, who will spend 10 days in jail for his abject stupidity.

28February 09

Ladies and Gentlemens!  The undisputed champions of suckitude*:
The Cleveland Browns!

*According to Google

22 February 09

The number of AC/DC songs with "Rock n Roll" in the title.  It goes up to 18 if you include all forms of the word "Rock".  "Ball" or "Balls" appears 4 times.

11 December 08

This Week:  Robert Byrd Speech Concerning Iraq, 2003 and a shorter cut of Byrd in action

25 November 08

I don't know if I can go on...
Mr. Bob Seger,  In the song, 'Turn the Page', are you seriously suggesting that some dude calling you a girl ruins your whole day, considering that you're a major star that gets laid any time he wants?
Get over it, man.

01November 08

The Pope Says Wealth Is Bad

No hyperlink...just don't be stupid.
11 October 08


Cursive is the Shark
Who only swims crookedly
and bangs into things.


This link will take you to my ancient ass website that preceded this'un
This page was originally published on 28 August 2008
The Total Stupidity of Fake Smart

The term 'Fair and Balanced' has now been adopted by my town's local news in it's ads begging me to watch the news at four o'friggin' clock in the afternoon.  Does any human being need several hours of news?  Let's, however, get back to what I was saying about how the term 'Fair and Balanced' is a stupid, stupid thing.  This is why:
I just want to know what happened today.  I don't want you to explain it to me, give me the perspectives, show me all sides, or quote me statistics.  Save that for the internet, which is where all civilized humans go to get their essential information.  If you trust T.V. for your opinion, you undoubtedly will think I'm an asshole and stick to voting the FOX way.  Fair* enough.
Just don't be angry when your life is the exact same as it is now for the rest of it.  I hope you enjoy whatever you're doing, because you're going to grow old and die doing it. 
Just Kidding.**
Why do you have to tell me you're fair and balanced, The News?  What the hell does that even mean?  A kid gets hit by a car.  What's fair or balanced about that?  I don't want your stinking fairness.  I want The News, dammit!  What the hell happened?  When did the news go from a presentation of the facts of the day to a circus car of clowns who keep piling out to tell you what's about to ruin your life?  When FOX proved that people don't want so much to know what happened, they want to see tits and hear their own opinion spewed at them repeatedly.
  So now, people go around being fake smart.  They expound on some subject like a fucking professor of current events, but only know the information that supports their stupid opinion.
Listen carefully: Watching Bill O'Reilly-
The only opinion you'll ever need
-does not make you an expert on anything except being a blowhard.  Most events in the world, particularly important ones, can never be summed up by how they negatively impact white conservative assholes.
  When it comes to your news, TRUST NO ONE.  Statistics mean nothing, polls mean nothing.  The truth means nothing to anyone in the media anymore.  The only truth is whatever sells.
Take Jerome Corsi.  This is a guy who wrote a book of lies about John Kerry, and another book of lies about Barack Obama.  He wrote a book called Black Gold Stranglehold: The Myth of Scarcity and the Politics of Oil.  Yes, indeed.  Oil will never run out.  Believe it.
He calls his spurious lying lies a 'biography', and publishes it as non-fiction.  Must be true, right?
Hardly.  It will take you about 17 seconds to find credible debunkation of his stupid stupid assertions on the internets.  Took me 4.7.
Or did you think a guy who's been making out like an oil baron was going to be interested in changing things up?
Trust no one.
Take the latest McCain Ad:

“The comparisons are outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time. It clearly shows that when it comes to supporting Barack Obama, his fellow worldwide celebrities refuse to consider any smear or attack off limits,” -Tucker Bounds, McCain spokestooge, regarding some shit Madonna said about his totally straight-talking, smear-free boss. (as quoted by Fox News)

Don't be afraid of change.  Don't be afraid to use logic and rational thinking.  Don't be afraid to learn the truth.  Do be very afraid of a lying liar and his Grand Moff Tarkin wife (seriously, picture her in an Empire Admiral's uniform and saying, "Evacuate?! In our moment of TRIUMPH?!") 

And trust no one.

*and Balanced
**No I'm not