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POSSIBLIZING THE UNPOSSIBLE


15 March 09

"Something wasn't natural about them, in addition to the fact that they weren't natural." -Col. David LeCours, Vermont Department of Fish and Wildlife chief warden.  He was talking about the antlers bolted onto the skull of a deer by Vermont dumbass Marcel Fournier, who will spend 10 days in jail for his abject stupidity.



28February 09

HOW MUCH DOES YOUR NFL TEAM SUCK?
Ladies and Gentlemens!  The undisputed champions of suckitude*:
The Cleveland Browns!

*According to Google

22 February 09


9
The number of AC/DC songs with "Rock n Roll" in the title.  It goes up to 18 if you include all forms of the word "Rock".  "Ball" or "Balls" appears 4 times.


11 December 08


This Week:  Robert Byrd Speech Concerning Iraq, 2003 and a shorter cut of Byrd in action

25 November 08



I don't know if I can go on...
Mr. Bob Seger,  In the song, 'Turn the Page', are you seriously suggesting that some dude calling you a girl ruins your whole day, considering that you're a major star that gets laid any time he wants?
Get over it, man.


01November 08


The Pope Says Wealth Is Bad

No hyperlink...just don't be stupid.
11 October 08

Whaiku:

Cursive is the Shark
Who only swims crookedly
and bangs into things.





OCT 08, BBC





 
This link will take you to my ancient ass website that preceded this'un


 
27 February 2009
 How Much Does Your NFL Team Suck?

  According to Google on the 28th of February in The Year of Somebody's Lord 2009, your team ranks thusly in the department of Sucking:

1.Cleveland Browns-14,200,000

2.New York Jets-3,610,000

3.St. Louis Rams-3,530,000

4.San Diego Chargers-2,400,000

5.Tennessee Titans-1,570,000

6.New Orleans Saints-1,540,000

7.New England Patriots-1,120,000

8.Jacksonville Jaguars-921,000

9.Miami Dolphins-823,000

10.Baltimore Ravens-754,000

11.Arizona Cardinals-725,000

12.Minnesota Vikings-666,000

13.Atlanta Falcons-572,000

14.Indianapolis Colts-535,000

15.Carolina Panthers-488,000

16.Denver Broncos-417,000

17.Washington Redskins-398,000

18.Houston Texans-364,000

19.Dallas Cowboys-337,000

20.Cincinnati Bengals-323,000

21.Chicago Bears-293,000

22.Seattle Seahawks-270,000

23.Buffalo Bills-258,000

24.San Francisco 49ers-237,000

25.Oakland Raiders-208,000

26.New York Giants-195,000

27.Philadelphia Eagles-184,00

28.Detroit Lions-177,000

29.Pittsburgh Steelers-154,000

30.Tampa Bay Buccaneers-140,000

31.Green Bay Packers-88,200

32.Kansas City Chiefs-84,000

 

 

<Results obtained by Googleing team mascot name+suck.  Your results may vary and aren't worth a dead flea on a dead cat.  Piss off.>