01 November 08
The Pope Says Wealth Is Bad
11 October 08
Whaiku:
Cursive is the Shark
Who only swims crookedly
and bangs into things.
OCT 08, BBC
This link will take you to my ancient ass
website that preceded this'un
An erratic, irregular, unmethodical thing.
Or else.
11 October 08
THANKS, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS:
"Now, Oklahoma's gonna win this game, but they're gonna have to outscore
Texas to do it."
-Lee Corso, halftime of the OU-Texas game, 11 October 2008
AND HIS SIDEKICK, ACTY ACTERSON:
Mike Knall, Oklahoma punter, who won the Heisman of Acting on Saturday,
doing his injured soccer player impersonation. Weak.
The resulting bad karma caused the Number 1 Sooners to lose to the Texas
Bevos of Austin.
See you at the World Cup, sissy boy.
20 August 08
Rowdy Gaines Says Everything About Swimming is the Greatest Ever:
After watching men's gymnastics and especially men's synchronized
diving, I had an irresistible urge to wear a dress, which I did.
Then, in one night (August 13th, 2008), I saw the greatest ever swimming
ever, as far as Rowdy Gaines is concerned. He used the term
"greatest ever" to describe all of the following:
-Swimmer: Michael Phelps
-Girl Swimmer: Natalie Coughlin
-Breast Stroker: Kosuke Kitajima (Japan)
-Back Stroker: Aaron Peirsol
-Turnaround Time: Ryan Lochte
-Comeback: U.S. 4x100m Medley
-Bonus: 2nd Greatest Swimmer: Lochte (In your face, Mark
Spitz!)
When somebody Youtube's this, please dear Jebus let me know.
Also, having seen the greatest night ever of swimming ever, praise Jebus
I never have to watch it again. One more thing off my "Watch this
on T.V. before you die" bucket list.
On Sunday the 17th, they showed all the sports you never get to see.
Here's a primer on all you need to know about them:
WOMEN'S BASKETBALL: I was so bored
watching this, I fell into a coma and only a double espresso injected
directly into my cerebellum saved my life. Lame.
EQUESTRIAN JUMPING: This had 'yawn'
written all over it, but what other sport features a 61-year-old athlete
(Ian Miller, 9 time Olympian from Canada), boys and girls
competing directly against each other, and winners who don't go apeshit
and show their shirts and asses to the camera ? Bravo, old chaps.
FENCING: Two dudes tap each other
with swords, then flex and pose. This happens every 10 to 15
seconds. Super Lame.
CYCLING(TRACK): Lame and stupid.
Next.
ROWING: Arguably the finest athletes in the
Lames, it's still pretty boring.
WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT FOX?
Here's the page:
FOXES ON FOX
08 July 08
