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15 March 09

"Something wasn't natural about them, in addition to the fact that they weren't natural." -Col. David LeCours, Vermont Department of Fish and Wildlife chief warden.  He was talking about the antlers bolted onto the skull of a deer by Vermont dumbass Marcel Fournier, who will spend 10 days in jail for his abject stupidity.



28February 09

HOW MUCH DOES YOUR NFL TEAM SUCK?
Ladies and Gentlemens!  The undisputed champions of suckitude*:
The Cleveland Browns!

*According to Google

22 February 09


9
The number of AC/DC songs with "Rock n Roll" in the title.  It goes up to 18 if you include all forms of the word "Rock".  "Ball" or "Balls" appears 4 times.


11 December 08


This Week:  Robert Byrd Speech Concerning Iraq, 2003 and a shorter cut of Byrd in action

25 November 08



I don't know if I can go on...
Mr. Bob Seger,  In the song, 'Turn the Page', are you seriously suggesting that some dude calling you a girl ruins your whole day, considering that you're a major star that gets laid any time he wants?
Get over it, man.


01November 08


The Pope Says Wealth Is Bad

No hyperlink...just don't be stupid.
11 October 08

Whaiku:

Cursive is the Shark
Who only swims crookedly
and bangs into things.





OCT 08, BBC





 
This link will take you to my ancient ass website that preceded this'un

    
     04SEPT08

DEFENDANT: Kevin Cogill, dork
PROSECUTION: Guns n' Roses, Irrelevant 'band'
THE CASE: Cogill streamed the super-secret songs from 'Chinese Democracy', an album only twelve people give a half a shit about, on his blog, giving this crappy washed up band more attention than they could ever garner by actually releasing their stupid album of stupid music.  He also made Slash, a total asshole, cry.
Wake up, jerk offs. He was streaming the music, not selling it, and not providing it for download.  G(eritol) n' R(ogaine) should PAY this schlep for giving them pub. Now maybe they'll sell more than twelve copies of their new 1988 release.
Damn, you people want to go to jail, don't you, because you sure think every (expletive) thing should be illegal.
VERDICT:  Guilty, of caring what the hell G n' R is doing.